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The Pope And Freemasonry.

their similarity to those of the Buddhists and of the still more ancient Society of Freemasons . And now , Mr . Editor , I will conclude before I bave quite exhausted the patience of yourself and your readers . To my Masonic brethren I must apologise for my very inadequate defence of onr

• ancient society ; but I shall be quite satisfied if I have succeeded in persuading the uninitiated that Freemasonry is , at any rate , a very respectable society , and that the " brethren of the mystic tie " do something-more than " eat and drink and make

merry . " I must not omit to mention that I am greatly indebted to Dr . Oliver ' s able " History of Initiation , " ivhich is a work of immense learning and value .

P . S . —I may mention that when in Cork the other day I met a gentleman , a very high Mason , who informed me that in consequence of my letters he had been induced fco brush up his classics , and that he thought he had detected some

reference to the old mysteries iu the accounts given of the Argonautic expedition . He will be glad to find on a reference to Apollonius JRhodius , that he is not far wrong in his conjecture , for before setting out the Argonauts were initiated

at Samothrace ( where the mysteries had been introduced by Eumolpus or Davdanus ) , in order to procure a propitious voyage .

Where The Laugh Comes In.

WHERE THE LAUGH COMES IN .

We beg to be understood as by no means intending a joke . We have no desire to Avaste time , patience , ink and paper , for the sorry purpose of demonstrating a pun . On the contrary , we Avere never more serious ; and if Ave assert

that there is a point at which the risible faculties may be indulged it is because Ave see things which , enacted in all dignity , and supposed by their perpetrators to be producing the most serious and praiseworthy effects , are in reality of such an

irresistibly comic nature , have in them so much cachinnatory poAvder , that one must be more or less human to refuse a guffaw , even though ifc be that silent merriment which unfolds the Avrinkles of the soul and brings tears to the eyes , while it

makes no outward nor visible sign . For instance , Bro . Walkit is a member of our loclge ; he is a gentleman of lively imagination , of persevering industry ; whole-souled , generous and unsuspicious . He looks upon Masonry in

general as the greatest institution the Avorld has ever known , except our lodge , which , in his opinion , is one point above everything else on this mundane sphere , ancl he is determined to make it the envy of all Masons . NOAV , among his weak

points—for he is not perfect—is that of taking every man he meets , with genteel exterior and plausible address , for a good felloiv ; whom he at once becomes anxious to clo a good turn , and whom he as soon as possible proposes to become a Mason ,

in our lodge . His enthusiasm hi the matter communicates itself to his friend , who is TLO ^ only willing bufc anxious to enter the charmed circle and participate in the labours of the Craft . Indeed , the more he thinks of it the greater is his hurry ,

and he anxiously inquires of Walkit if there is no Avay of getting along Avithout the aAvkward delay of a whole calendar month . If he were only in , he could at once begin to make himself useful ; he knows a whole grist of felloAVs whom he would

propose , and then , too , he reflects that he is obliged to go east , or Avest , or south , as the case may be , to attend to some business affairs likely fco occupy his attention for another month . Two months' delay is " tolerable and not to be endured . " Can't the thing * be shortened

somehow ! 0 , yes , to oblige a friend , of course ; we can . get a dispensation ; cost you a little more ; but then you can be put through at once . With this understanding Walkit calls on the Grand Master , states that a case of emergency has arisen ,

and asks for a dispensation to confer the three degrees forthwith on a gentleman who will undoubtedly prove a great acquisition to the Fraternity . What is the special cause of emergency , asks the Grand Master . Oh , he is going on a

journey , and wants to get the degrees before he starts ! Is he a resident ? Yes , lived among us all his life—first-rate man . Well , how is it , then , that he has never before made application ? This question of course nonplusses Walkit , and the

upshot of the interview is that the coveted dispensation is refused . Walkit retires in high dudgeon , and at the next regular communication rises in his place to state his grievance and pour forth a torrent of eloquent denunciation on the head of

the Grand Master , in which laudable purpose , however , he is cut short by the sound of the gavel in the east , and he subsides . At this point , the right-thinking Mason , the Mason who wishes the prosperity of his lodge fco be gauged by the excellence of its material rather than the multi-

“The Freemasons' Monthly Magazine: 1866-02-24, Page 5” Masonic Periodicals Online, Library and Museum of Freemasonry, 20 March 2023, www.masonicperiodicals.org/periodicals/mmr/issues/mmr_24021866/page/5/.
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ON THE PROBABLE ORIGIN OF FREEMASONRY. Article 1
THE POPE AND FREEMASONRY. Article 2
WHERE THE LAUGH COMES IN. Article 5
FREEMASONEY DURING THE LATE WAR IN AMERICA. Article 7
MASONIC NOTES AND QUERIES. Article 8
Untitled Article 9
CORRESPONDENCE. Article 10
CHARITY STEWARDS. Article 10
Untitled Article 10
THE MASONIC MIRROR. Article 11
METROPOLITAN. Article 11
PROVINCIAL. Article 12
ROYAL ARCH. Article 15
IRELAND. Article 15
INDIA. Article 15
Poetry. Article 17
LOVE, RELIEF, AND TRUTH. Article 18
MEETINGS OF THE SCIENTIFIC AND LEARNED SOCIETIES FOR THE WEEK ENDING MARCH 3RD, 1866. Article 18
THE WEEK. Article 18
TO CORRESPONDENTS. Article 20
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The Pope And Freemasonry.

their similarity to those of the Buddhists and of the still more ancient Society of Freemasons . And now , Mr . Editor , I will conclude before I bave quite exhausted the patience of yourself and your readers . To my Masonic brethren I must apologise for my very inadequate defence of onr

• ancient society ; but I shall be quite satisfied if I have succeeded in persuading the uninitiated that Freemasonry is , at any rate , a very respectable society , and that the " brethren of the mystic tie " do something-more than " eat and drink and make

merry . " I must not omit to mention that I am greatly indebted to Dr . Oliver ' s able " History of Initiation , " ivhich is a work of immense learning and value .

P . S . —I may mention that when in Cork the other day I met a gentleman , a very high Mason , who informed me that in consequence of my letters he had been induced fco brush up his classics , and that he thought he had detected some

reference to the old mysteries iu the accounts given of the Argonautic expedition . He will be glad to find on a reference to Apollonius JRhodius , that he is not far wrong in his conjecture , for before setting out the Argonauts were initiated

at Samothrace ( where the mysteries had been introduced by Eumolpus or Davdanus ) , in order to procure a propitious voyage .

Where The Laugh Comes In.

WHERE THE LAUGH COMES IN .

We beg to be understood as by no means intending a joke . We have no desire to Avaste time , patience , ink and paper , for the sorry purpose of demonstrating a pun . On the contrary , we Avere never more serious ; and if Ave assert

that there is a point at which the risible faculties may be indulged it is because Ave see things which , enacted in all dignity , and supposed by their perpetrators to be producing the most serious and praiseworthy effects , are in reality of such an

irresistibly comic nature , have in them so much cachinnatory poAvder , that one must be more or less human to refuse a guffaw , even though ifc be that silent merriment which unfolds the Avrinkles of the soul and brings tears to the eyes , while it

makes no outward nor visible sign . For instance , Bro . Walkit is a member of our loclge ; he is a gentleman of lively imagination , of persevering industry ; whole-souled , generous and unsuspicious . He looks upon Masonry in

general as the greatest institution the Avorld has ever known , except our lodge , which , in his opinion , is one point above everything else on this mundane sphere , ancl he is determined to make it the envy of all Masons . NOAV , among his weak

points—for he is not perfect—is that of taking every man he meets , with genteel exterior and plausible address , for a good felloiv ; whom he at once becomes anxious to clo a good turn , and whom he as soon as possible proposes to become a Mason ,

in our lodge . His enthusiasm hi the matter communicates itself to his friend , who is TLO ^ only willing bufc anxious to enter the charmed circle and participate in the labours of the Craft . Indeed , the more he thinks of it the greater is his hurry ,

and he anxiously inquires of Walkit if there is no Avay of getting along Avithout the aAvkward delay of a whole calendar month . If he were only in , he could at once begin to make himself useful ; he knows a whole grist of felloAVs whom he would

propose , and then , too , he reflects that he is obliged to go east , or Avest , or south , as the case may be , to attend to some business affairs likely fco occupy his attention for another month . Two months' delay is " tolerable and not to be endured . " Can't the thing * be shortened

somehow ! 0 , yes , to oblige a friend , of course ; we can . get a dispensation ; cost you a little more ; but then you can be put through at once . With this understanding Walkit calls on the Grand Master , states that a case of emergency has arisen ,

and asks for a dispensation to confer the three degrees forthwith on a gentleman who will undoubtedly prove a great acquisition to the Fraternity . What is the special cause of emergency , asks the Grand Master . Oh , he is going on a

journey , and wants to get the degrees before he starts ! Is he a resident ? Yes , lived among us all his life—first-rate man . Well , how is it , then , that he has never before made application ? This question of course nonplusses Walkit , and the

upshot of the interview is that the coveted dispensation is refused . Walkit retires in high dudgeon , and at the next regular communication rises in his place to state his grievance and pour forth a torrent of eloquent denunciation on the head of

the Grand Master , in which laudable purpose , however , he is cut short by the sound of the gavel in the east , and he subsides . At this point , the right-thinking Mason , the Mason who wishes the prosperity of his lodge fco be gauged by the excellence of its material rather than the multi-

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